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<blockquote data-quote="Sean DonCarlos" data-source="post: 297280" data-attributes="member: 152"><p>Feeling better today...although that could be simply because I slept for 15 hours last night, after several sleepness nights of coughing and struggling to breathe. But we seem to have had an invasion of martyrs while I was incapacitated, of which the following is an example. Sorry, you're going to have to follow the link, it would eat all of the 10,000-character limit and then some if I quoted it directly.</p><p></p><p><strong><a href="http://pinballarcadefans.com/showthread.php/3017-The-Olive-Garden-Analogy-my-last-post" target="_blank">The Olive Garden Analogy - my last post</a></strong></p><p></p><p>Now, this is at a least mildly entertaining rant and on some level has potentially valid points. But he completely overplayed the righteous indignation card, which led to predictable mockery further down the thread (read those posts, too, some of them are quite funny). But one response that stood out was:</p><p></p><p></p><p>Let it be said at once that if I were screwed out of LITZ during the PAPA Division A Finals due to a malfunction, they would have needed to employ the bleeper box once or twice for the video. No one likes getting screwed out of their hard work, especially a wizard mode. But I wouldn't have started in on the PAPA organizers by calling them incompetent and worse. The PAPA machines are only publicly played twice a year and are meticulously maintained - there is simply no cause to raise hell that a malfunction occurred, because no amount of maintenance would have prevented the issue.</p><p></p><p>But I too am mystified as to what such people would do if they came home after a hard day's work to a 90-degree house because the air conditioning had stopped working. Do these people, upon backing into another car accidentally while leaving a parking space, scream bloody murder that the other car shouldn't have been there? And what happens if, God forbid, they actually <em>do</em> find a hair in their soup at Olive Garden?</p><p></p><p>What is starting to incense me - and why I've started devoting blog posts to try to explain what actually goes on in a software kitchen - is the insinuation these martyrs always seem to give that players who enjoy TPA as it is today are incompetent, unaware sheep who deserve to be fleeced, and more particularly that anyone who tries to offer any sort of explanation or counterargument for why these bugs and issues exist, or why the game is still enjoyable despite those issues, is some blind zealot who would understand how terrible things are if he'd merely open his eyes:</p><p></p><p></p><p>Chris eventually responded to this assuming he was the one being referred to the "really loyal customer". And given WWM's words (that he shoved in the "really loyal customer's" mouth), I think that's a fair and most likely correct assumption. And I think he did a good job responding while maintaining the Olive Garden metaphor.</p><p></p><p>The other plausible identity for the "really loyal customer" - the $5,000 backer for Twilight Zone - hasn't really said anything. Or actually, he's said quite a bit. He's been pulling a fast one on the forum for a while now by referring to himself in the third person. That was a lie. I'm that backer, and I'll be touring FarSight's kitchen too at some point, but not for a while...I experience panic attacks if I have to drive for any length of time in snow and ice, so now is not an appropriate time for me to trek up the mountain. (Note for the observant: FarSight has not yet added the top 5 kickstarter backers' initials to the high score list for TZ and ST:TNG. I have no idea who "BAF" is either, but he's not me.)</p><p></p><p>So by these martyrs' standards, I'm either completely insane or a complete idiot. Since I'm not actually either of those things, I suppose I better stand up and address the crowd, most of whom are probably looking up at me in annoyance, since 98% of them were happily enjoying their meatballs and pasta before all this commotion happened.</p><p></p><p>Yes, I'm aware that there are issues in TPA. I am reminded of them every time I play Scared Stiff for a high score and that score isn't saved. I am reminded of them every time I log out of TPA and then have to perform the <strong><a href="http://pinballarcadefans.com/showthread.php/2998-No-Tables-Loading-on-new-mini-device?p=46320&viewfull=1#post46320" target="_blank">Worf Maneuver</a></strong> to get my tables back in order. I am reminded of them every time I see an in-game issue and think "if only I could see TPA's source code, I could probably fix that". I am painfully reminded of them every time a game of Twilight Zone goes on...and on...and on, and then ST:TNG turns around and kicks my arse eight ways from Sunday, which is the opposite of what's supposed to happen (although the real ST:TNG is by no means easy).</p><p></p><p>I am also aware that I can play a high-quality recreation of Theatre of Magic (and RBION and MM and...) wherever I want. I am aware I can play Cirqus Voltaire on my 360, which is one of my few favorite tables not represented at CP Pinball (although I hear rumors we're getting one in soon! I hope it has blue neon...). I am aware at some point I'll have a personal library of 40+ tables to choose from, and since I don't have spare land and building to house a collection of real tables, nor quite the finances to afford it nor the time to maintain it, TPA is really the only way that's going to happen. I have chosen to support TPA, knowing that there have been occasional difficulties and that there will likely be occasional difficulties in the future. It is unfortunate that these difficulties seem to be earth-shattering for some people, but given how these people have acted, I don't think anything FarSight (or I) could say or do will make them happy.</p><p></p><p>I am further aware of the Chinese place, Zen, across the street. If I wanted to eat Chinese today, I would have gone there. Sometimes I do eat there, but not very often; the cooks there are prone to wild flights of fancy and sometimes you find aerated chocolate in your <em>kung pao</em> chicken. I know there is another restaurant called VP that serves more traditional dishes, but up until recently every time I went into VP for dinner, the ceiling collapsed before I could order anything.</p><p></p><p>Please continue to inform the manager of your occasional bowl of cold soup, of the errant bug in your lasagna, and the fact you think the sign out front is hideous. The management needs to hear about these things so they can be fixed, maybe not tonight, but at some point. But don't choke the wait staff, and don't discharge verbal firearms into the kitchen. Dead chefs can't cook.</p><p></p><p>Oh, and one more thing:</p><p></p><p></p><p>You, sir, win the internets for today. Chris, did you happen to see any white cats or SPECTRE signs while you were up there? And someone with better Photoshop skills than me, find that picture of Jay Obernolte signing the TZ license and morph the papers into the white cat and make Jay look like Number 1!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sean DonCarlos, post: 297280, member: 152"] Feeling better today...although that could be simply because I slept for 15 hours last night, after several sleepness nights of coughing and struggling to breathe. But we seem to have had an invasion of martyrs while I was incapacitated, of which the following is an example. Sorry, you're going to have to follow the link, it would eat all of the 10,000-character limit and then some if I quoted it directly. [B][URL=http://pinballarcadefans.com/showthread.php/3017-The-Olive-Garden-Analogy-my-last-post]The Olive Garden Analogy - my last post[/URL][/B] Now, this is at a least mildly entertaining rant and on some level has potentially valid points. But he completely overplayed the righteous indignation card, which led to predictable mockery further down the thread (read those posts, too, some of them are quite funny). But one response that stood out was: Let it be said at once that if I were screwed out of LITZ during the PAPA Division A Finals due to a malfunction, they would have needed to employ the bleeper box once or twice for the video. No one likes getting screwed out of their hard work, especially a wizard mode. But I wouldn't have started in on the PAPA organizers by calling them incompetent and worse. The PAPA machines are only publicly played twice a year and are meticulously maintained - there is simply no cause to raise hell that a malfunction occurred, because no amount of maintenance would have prevented the issue. But I too am mystified as to what such people would do if they came home after a hard day's work to a 90-degree house because the air conditioning had stopped working. Do these people, upon backing into another car accidentally while leaving a parking space, scream bloody murder that the other car shouldn't have been there? And what happens if, God forbid, they actually [I]do[/I] find a hair in their soup at Olive Garden? What is starting to incense me - and why I've started devoting blog posts to try to explain what actually goes on in a software kitchen - is the insinuation these martyrs always seem to give that players who enjoy TPA as it is today are incompetent, unaware sheep who deserve to be fleeced, and more particularly that anyone who tries to offer any sort of explanation or counterargument for why these bugs and issues exist, or why the game is still enjoyable despite those issues, is some blind zealot who would understand how terrible things are if he'd merely open his eyes: Chris eventually responded to this assuming he was the one being referred to the "really loyal customer". And given WWM's words (that he shoved in the "really loyal customer's" mouth), I think that's a fair and most likely correct assumption. And I think he did a good job responding while maintaining the Olive Garden metaphor. The other plausible identity for the "really loyal customer" - the $5,000 backer for Twilight Zone - hasn't really said anything. Or actually, he's said quite a bit. He's been pulling a fast one on the forum for a while now by referring to himself in the third person. That was a lie. I'm that backer, and I'll be touring FarSight's kitchen too at some point, but not for a while...I experience panic attacks if I have to drive for any length of time in snow and ice, so now is not an appropriate time for me to trek up the mountain. (Note for the observant: FarSight has not yet added the top 5 kickstarter backers' initials to the high score list for TZ and ST:TNG. I have no idea who "BAF" is either, but he's not me.) So by these martyrs' standards, I'm either completely insane or a complete idiot. Since I'm not actually either of those things, I suppose I better stand up and address the crowd, most of whom are probably looking up at me in annoyance, since 98% of them were happily enjoying their meatballs and pasta before all this commotion happened. Yes, I'm aware that there are issues in TPA. I am reminded of them every time I play Scared Stiff for a high score and that score isn't saved. I am reminded of them every time I log out of TPA and then have to perform the [B][URL=http://pinballarcadefans.com/showthread.php/2998-No-Tables-Loading-on-new-mini-device?p=46320&viewfull=1#post46320]Worf Maneuver[/URL][/B] to get my tables back in order. I am reminded of them every time I see an in-game issue and think "if only I could see TPA's source code, I could probably fix that". I am painfully reminded of them every time a game of Twilight Zone goes on...and on...and on, and then ST:TNG turns around and kicks my arse eight ways from Sunday, which is the opposite of what's supposed to happen (although the real ST:TNG is by no means easy). I am also aware that I can play a high-quality recreation of Theatre of Magic (and RBION and MM and...) wherever I want. I am aware I can play Cirqus Voltaire on my 360, which is one of my few favorite tables not represented at CP Pinball (although I hear rumors we're getting one in soon! I hope it has blue neon...). I am aware at some point I'll have a personal library of 40+ tables to choose from, and since I don't have spare land and building to house a collection of real tables, nor quite the finances to afford it nor the time to maintain it, TPA is really the only way that's going to happen. I have chosen to support TPA, knowing that there have been occasional difficulties and that there will likely be occasional difficulties in the future. It is unfortunate that these difficulties seem to be earth-shattering for some people, but given how these people have acted, I don't think anything FarSight (or I) could say or do will make them happy. I am further aware of the Chinese place, Zen, across the street. If I wanted to eat Chinese today, I would have gone there. Sometimes I do eat there, but not very often; the cooks there are prone to wild flights of fancy and sometimes you find aerated chocolate in your [I]kung pao[/I] chicken. I know there is another restaurant called VP that serves more traditional dishes, but up until recently every time I went into VP for dinner, the ceiling collapsed before I could order anything. Please continue to inform the manager of your occasional bowl of cold soup, of the errant bug in your lasagna, and the fact you think the sign out front is hideous. The management needs to hear about these things so they can be fixed, maybe not tonight, but at some point. But don't choke the wait staff, and don't discharge verbal firearms into the kitchen. Dead chefs can't cook. Oh, and one more thing: You, sir, win the internets for today. Chris, did you happen to see any white cats or SPECTRE signs while you were up there? And someone with better Photoshop skills than me, find that picture of Jay Obernolte signing the TZ license and morph the papers into the white cat and make Jay look like Number 1! [/QUOTE]
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