Six Million Dollar Man
Now there's one series that'll never become a movie. Inflation see?
Might make a funny comedy though... six million won't get you that far these days.
Boyoyoyoyoing (guy running in slow motion get's passed by a senior citizen with a stroller.)
We'll make him stronger, fa... oh shoot, we only have six WHAT to work with??
Say "Big red button on the back" if you used to play with a Steve Austin action figure.